Gimme back my diamonds.

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On a bright and sunny day in December of 1991, a small gooey blob was forcefully pushed out of it's mother's insides, and in to this cold world. This little blob would grow to be many things. She has eaten so much bacon in her lifetime that she is actually HALF BACON. She is unemployed and blind but makes up for it by BURPING LIKE THE FUCKING MAN SHE IS. There is much to this mustachioed meaty owl lady. So, so much. LIKE 6 NIPPLES.

6 nipples minus 4.

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    10 December 2009 · 09:10 PM

    formspring.me

    Ask me something, tell me something, FMK, anything. Just put something in this box. http://formspring.me/bananaslug

    formspring.me

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    10 December 2009 · 09:09 PM

    Okay, finally done registering.

    loverwife:

    prawnstar:

    Art 101
    English 101
    Math 95 (online) 
    Sign 281

    Sign Language?

    Yeah.

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    10 December 2009 · 09:00 PM

    Okay, finally done registering.

    Art 101
    English 101
    Math 95 (online) 
    Sign 281

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    10 December 2009 · 08:44 PM

    soi soi soi soi soi

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    10 December 2009 · 08:27 PM

    My schools website is designed so badly,

    It makes it hard to register for classes.

    Fucks sake, i could design a better website.

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    10 December 2009 · 08:19 PM

    Registering for classes for next semester.

    Wooooooo

    kill me

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    10 December 2009 · 08:08 PM

    you are all talking about the next season of glee coz the first season just finished

    whomwouldshazdo:

    tonight in nz the no air episode is showing

    ok

    Just watch it on Hulu.

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    10 December 2009 · 08:03 PM

    If i was the guy in that video, i would have vomited once i saw the creeper drinking from the carton.

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    10 December 2009 · 08:01 PM

    And in the dark we will take off our clothes. And they'll be lacing fingers through the notches in your spine.

    favorite line ever favorite ever js

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    10 December 2009 · 07:56 PM
    Ok

    Ok