On a bright and sunny day in December of 1991, a small gooey blob was forcefully pushed out of it's mother's insides, and in to this cold world. This little blob would grow to be many things. She has eaten so much bacon in her lifetime that she is actually HALF BACON. She is unemployed and blind but makes up for it by BURPING LIKE THE FUCKING MAN SHE IS. There is much to this mustachioed meaty owl lady. So, so much. LIKE 6 NIPPLES.